Uh... Uh... Uh...
Oh thank god.
Wait - is the nursery rhyme meant to be euphemistic?!
I don't know if my reading comprehension is poor or the Independent managed to write everything but what Scholz said (in both this article and the self-referenced article within)...
Can someone please clarify? What intelligence did Scholz apparently breach?
I remodelled my baby's mobile for exactly this reason. Seemed stupid to have the animals face up when baby is underneath, so I turned them round and made them detachable so baby could pull them off and play with them too.
I'm not sure if I've ever entered mine either. I ought to go check...
Understandable. But is there a particular account you follow or is just #alerts or what?
I've barely ever been on Twitter so I don't know how it works much.
Punishable by jeggings.
The Beeb.
Leans Left.
Uh...
Ooh, where do you get your notification of meteor showers from?
Thanks.