Everyone, huh? How do you figure?
Remmock
joined 2 years ago
Who the fuck are you that you have any right to teach me a lesson?
Is the opposite specifically giving asshole the space or specifically giving good drivers the space? Or is it giving absolutely everyone space and not caring how badly they park?
Much obliged. You and your wife have a very considerate, charming relationship and I’m happy you found each other!
When someone parks like a complete asshole with a spot open on their driver’s side, I park like an asshole right up next to them so they have to get in another way. This teaches them not to park like an asshole so they don’t bother others.
You’re still touching the lunchmeat. It’s touching you inside. All over. It’s rubbing against your tongue, teeth… the roof of your mouth. It massages its way to the back of your throat rubbing itself against every inch of your esophagus, until it finally reaches the inside of your stomach.
But it’s not done there. Your lunchmeat - the same thing you revile touching with your fingers - begins to lay against the walls of your stomach lining as it is slowly digested. Some of it may even make its way into your small intestine completely intact. It touches you all the way through.
Is that really what you want for yourself?
A superglued pull tab for an aluminum can.
An ingredient list and nutritional information on the side.
That’s cool. Have a good one.
The W in MRW stands for When.
Familiar thing feels familiar to those familiar with familiar thing.
That sounds intense. Good for you that you aren’t dealing with this any more.
What are your ideal days of the week and times?