RedReaper

Of which the Israelites are believed to have branched out from/are descended from

You probably would be too if someone mummified you

Not going to lie; I misread the title and thought Musk was suing someone that called him a Neo Nazi. I had meant to imply that Musk was the facist.

Looks like a good ole' ute

Batman's stealth being given away by the sudden smell of watermelon every time

Can't have the common folk benefiting after all, that would be ludicrous.

Literal skull tricking

Multiply bank balances by current balance/$1000000

Printer and scanner drivers are going to be the death of me, I swear