ReanuKeeves

You think he served egg mcmuffins instead of big macs?

Why not both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There is nothing stable about this diet

Seems to be working alright, cheers!

You're telling me you can't act like a child with your pretend friend to bully someone into getting what you want?

Realistically, my meals are more like half a chicken for 1, big bowl of pasta with tomato sauce for another, and a big salad with too much caesar dressing for the third. I tell myself it's balanced but I figure those off days aren't great for me.

Does that fall under my fat heavy meal or my protein heavy meal?

I think people could really get into the "10 slices of fairy bread for breakfast, half a pound of cheese product dipped in mayo for lunch, unseasoned boiled chicken breasts for dinner" diet if they gave it a chance

Pain is just weakness leaving the body

It would be loose, I wouldn't expect someone to eat a stick of butter even though that is norm in some extreme diets. I'm more thinking along the lines of sometimes you eat 2 slices of bacon, sometimes you eat the whole pack. And yes, sodium would be another issue.

I read this as "the day the old American ordered crack in the oval office"

Which is just as realistic because that display of "negotiation" would only make sense coming from a crackhead

The sad part is there's a large population of people in America going "HELL YA! MURICA! TRUMP'S OUR SAVIOR!"

We should really stay on top of the news to know when Trump wants us to wear identifying armbands