Puffin

This is the funniest thought I've ever had, it's all downhill from here.

Do you ever wish that you hand Danny Phantom powers so you could make your body intangible and just let the poop fall right out?

In addition to what @hauntingspectre already said, the way to go about it is to just continuously assert that you are not convinced that the guy is guilty. No matter how the rest of the jury tries to convince you, just keep asserting that you have a feeling that the defendant is innocent. Either they go along with you and the defendant goes free or the jury hangs.

This is how Bernie can still win