PrimarilyPrimate

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I saw a human person use Tide laundry detergent to wash a Thanksgiving turkey.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, I bet the wind blew him up there and now he is trying to get down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Go brush your teeth!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Did my grandma write this because it sounds just like something my grandma would write.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'll run and get you some.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I do not have any rats myself, but I worked at a veterinary clinic and we would board unusual pets on occasion. If you have a veterinary clinic in mind for your rats you may want to stop by or call and ask if they do any boarding, or if they have any ideas for you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Is he using a piece of corn for a fake tooth?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I think that you would just end up with a sticky butt hole.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I don't take the cart out of the store anymore. I really can't afford that many groceries.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

"And when my body is taken back home"... The MAGAs will ask if All of the organs were harvested and marketed.

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