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Am I so ruined by current events that genuine hope sounds like sarcasm?

I hope it helps too.

Can't tell if this is damning with faint praise, or just an incredible self own

Unfortunately? It's a good thing they're letting everyone else know how inept they are. The only better thing would be for them to, ya know, not be conservatives.

Retractable wings doesn't change the fact it uses airplane technology to fly

Airplane*

You've aaaaaalmost recreated neoliberalism

Businesses should be forced to donate unsold food products

Possibly the most frustrating kind of troll

There's a tonne in there, and a lot of spoilers.

Have they made any improvements to split screen? It's pretty unplayable right now.

Cops regularly reach out to far right groups for information

The rules don't matter, power is all they care about. Acting all astonished every time conservatives ignore laws is naive

It's a wishful dream, but a third party getting elected because the Republicans and Democrats tried to take away porn would be hilarious