Assuming you only ate one of the two every day, you could die of starvation from the coffee, and who knows what would happen to you with 4500 calories of carbs every day. Very fat and unhealthy.
If you ate both of them in addition to your regular food, you would get fat from the coffee, and... I don't know what happens to a person that eats 6500 calories per day, but I'm assuming a heart attack within a decade.
All software is now AI. The sensor that tells your fridge to turn off when it's cold enough? Well that makes a decision of some kind, so AI. The cook timer on your microwave? AI. Your thermostat? Definitely AI.