Pentacat

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Looking at California, they’re allowed to send in troops now.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

When in doubt about IOF tactics, you can’t go wrong assuming it’s all about the cum.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God damned tankies and their purity tests!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Trumpwatch. It checks your vitals but gives bonuses for burger.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I was kinda hoping you’d disagree with my song or lube choice. Does nobody care what Biden was doing while pretending to be pissed off?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Obviously, I don’t know, either, but I do know that when a narcissist wants something to go a certain way and it doesn’t, they lose it. They’ll still do pretty much everything Israel wants, but I don’t think Trump is pretending to be upset.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

He’s a narcissist. Not in the vibes sense that most people use it, but in the clinical sense. They’ll turn on their flying monkeys at the drop of a hat. It doesn’t mean the US has split from Israel, but this isn’t the fake Brandon anger.

Brandon was covering himself in Crisco listening to “Subhuman” by Throbbing Gristle on repeat, pretending to be pissed off. Trump is fuming. He’ll get over it.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Media would blame Iran, even if Israel were trying to take credit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

We’re going to learn what happens to Israelis who actually have something to cry about. I hope they can’t get worse; I once thought it was impossible for a people to get worse than present day Israelis, but now I’m not too sure. Maybe I’m dooming.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I was told that on reddit-logo recently. I guess I’ll write her in next time just like I wrote in Biden in ‘24.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

I wouldn’t put it past Mossad to encourage a little more American enthusiasm.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Bisexuals will drive the trains and buses.

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