Pentacat

Isn’t the World Cup here soon? It’d be a shame if no one showed up.

We also know they jack each others’ corpses off.

I have more faith that I will find a winning lottery ticket on my doorstep tomorrow morning and win millions without playing.

And drugs. Well, some drugs.

I’m leaning toward Hallowed Buffet of Anuses myself. Good call.

They’re going to get the presidency and a supermajority so they can make today’s bill permanent on day one.

Boofing is efficient.

Didn’t Trump find Obama’s passport in the rubble? I think Obama was one of the pilots but he ejected and lost his passport.

Trump would personally do their laundry when they arrive for the US tour.

I’m pretty sure America lets groups that were victims of the German Holocaust do a little a genocide, so I’m also pretty sure that under US law, the gays get to commit one genocide. As a treat.

I’m not defending a US President here, but Jimmy Carter had to put his peanut farm into a blind trust to be president and now we’re here.

Fuck. I’ve been eating my cereal with chopsticks. Now I feel pretty effeminate.