Pentacat

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Fuckin’ regulators!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

They both work for/closely with the US government.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

He looks easy to read, at least.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

They weren’t sure how to spell Auschwitz.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Israeli version of Saving Private Ryan involves cum extraction.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Considering Israelis feel threatened if someone doesn’t give them everything they want, it’s not shocking that they’d blow all their defensive missiles in under 2 weeks when they’re actually threatened. The missile producers failed to account for that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I only count up to eighths due to financial hardship.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Proud of what?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Isn’t the World Cup here soon? It’d be a shame if no one showed up.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

We also know they jack each others’ corpses off.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

I have more faith that I will find a winning lottery ticket on my doorstep tomorrow morning and win millions without playing.

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