Pentacat

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

The old Pee Wee Herman “I meant to do that!” defense.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Accidentally burned the house down?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Reagan’s slogan was “Let’s Make America Great Again” at one point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I’m going to need some help with the barebacking metaphor. Aren’t metaphors supposed to make sense?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But I thought 2/3 of the population died from fentanyl under Biden? Now they’ve come back to life and stocked up on dolls?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sorry, I tried. I realized society was bullshit and I had sex, but no other men followed me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Fundoids will never lack confidence. You’re thinking of rational city folk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Puppy, please!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Right. Their definition is meaningless.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Kentucky is strangely miles ahead of Ohio.

Edit: also bourbon. Bourbon is the point.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

For sure. It’s a recipe that has been around for decades, but today’s “solution”—due to the internet—is more troubling in part because a lot of those old economic “opportunities” have dried up. The culture doesn’t even offer the old, shitty ways for men to “make it” anymore.

view more: ‹ prev next ›