I had a brief momentary lapse of faith in Nothing Ever Happens but I've seen the errors of my way
Nothing will ever happen
PeeNutButtHer
joined 4 months ago
vent
I’m at the point where when I see happy people out in public enjoying their lives that I just want to gouge my eyes out. Accidentally took a wrong turn when driving yesterday and drove right by the local university and seeing all the college people made me want to veer off full speed into a brick wall. All I have in me is jealousy anymore
I am actually very stoppable, in fact seemingly minor inconveniences grind me to a halt often
chat what should i do with my life?
Money me. Me needing money a lot now
Better Call Saul spoilers for season 1 and 2
I’ve been watching BCS recently and I’ve got to say it kind of sucks and isn’t as good as I remember Breaking Bad being. Things seem to happen with very little reason and a great deal of convenience. Like why the hell would Jimmy not show the advertisement to his bosses at Davis & Mains first before airing it?? There is absolutely no benefit to not doing so, and he already knew that the bosses had a positive opinion on an ad so they’d almost definitely approve it.
And why would Mike choose to get beaten up by Tuco?? “Sorry, it’s too dangerous to shoot this guy with a rifle at distance, instead I’m going to get into a hand to hand fight when he has a revolver and I have no gun.” I mean I know Tuco must live to the next series, but still that was kind of silly. Or like Mike got an in into the criminal underworld of Albuquerque by just asking a rando taxi driver who happened to know a vet who had illegal work.
It’s not alll bad, I really liked the plot about Mike’s son, the show has good moments it’s just that the scenes between the moments make little sense.
Idk maybe I just have rose tinted glasses for BB and BCS is the same quality and I’m just remembering BB being better. Inbetween watching BB and BCS I did watch The Sopranos so maybe my standards just hot higher, idk. Are the later BCS seasons better?
Can I be put on the end of the list?
spoiler i’m gay
and my dick is small
:::spoiler
Osmosis Jones
idk why but I still have this ancient tumblr poem committed to memory that goes like
"Osmosis Jones, got no bones
Hurts to pee, with my kidney stones
Grubs in the dirt, I'm an introvert
Kanye West, $300 T-shirt
Whole pussy out, dirt in my mouth
Sing a little ditty when I stroll down south
Bone removal, without approval
I found your name and address on Google"
damn I posted in the lame duck megathread