Outsider9042

joined 2 years ago
[–] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (18 children)

I was meant to be happy?

I’m happier in my 40s than I ever was in my 20s.

I mean, shit’s still fucked. But it was so much worse then.

[–] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wipe your phone, restore from backup once you’re in.

[–] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have punched my ex in my sleep because I got in a fight with Daniel Radcliffe because he was a nazi. Another time I kicked her while practicing karate under water.

I have also been punched in the back by another girl. Then she yelled “You can kick the piss out of that one, wooooooo!”, then she spat on me. I’m fairly certain she was asleep at the time.

[–] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you have room outside for an enclosure?

[–] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn Disney, they ruined Disney.

[–] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Did Australia to London, plane full of screaming babies. Slept 16 of the 24 hours flight time.

What’s my secret? Anti-psychotics.

[–] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My son is also named Fortran.

We need more “Fortran” license plates in the gift shop.

[–] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 23 points 1 year ago

Oh boy, there I go getting my face eaten again.

[–] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There’s also this, made by people who worked on the original.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/241240/Contraption_Maker/

[–] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 21 points 1 year ago

I’m glad you can’t think of a life so bad.

view more: ‹ prev next ›