Oka

After you get rid of dat old yee yee ass haircut

Vivaldi - Four Seasons

Evanescence - Bring me to Life

Gorillaz - Ghost Train

I don't have a partner, but yes I would, unless I was sure they were also into it.

What about a Trabant 3 wheeler?

But still pronounced "kern-ing" and no one knows why

Upvotes and downvotes, but also add the YouTube lightsaber which shows the ratio?

Ayaya?

Sounds like you're describing dissociation. I'd talk to a therapist if possible. It might be triggered by trauma or other condition as someone else mentioned.

Reminded me of this

I don't see anything but empty bags, what am I looking at?