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joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would hope they were impregnated naturally, and if so, the calves are added to the mix when they are old enough, or traded with other farms to prevent inbreeding

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You're not wrong

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I cant cut it out of my diet cold turkey. As kids, we are given food and told to eat it. Also, we dont yet have enough vegetarian options that satisfy the same needs.

In another life, I'd be a vegetarian. I think farming milk and eggs (but not with industrial level abuse) is fine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I still eat meat, but I'm aware of the meat industry. I would love if we could thrive on lab-grown meat (where we are only killing cells) rather than the current (killing animals). Now that we're no longer eating animals purely for survival, we shouldn't be taking advantage of lesser beings.

Imagine if aliens came to earth and harvested us for food. We can beg and plead, but to the alien minds, who are much more intelligent to us, they interpret our cries as joy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I would say they're unisex and just pick one.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

"I love when my girl is naked"

Oh heck

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"That makes it free, right?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Warrior!

You might incredible strength, and you can probably pwn somebody's face.

But you are worthless without a priest, you are destined to raid for all your life.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I've listened to this so many times since I first heard it in 2019. All I wanna know is the fella's name on first base.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Fuck you Shoresy

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

You'd get a kick out of the song Mr. Mom.

 
 
 

Hello!

I'm a novice player looking for a group. I can build a character and play the game just fine, but I'm still learning and will have questions. I'm open to DND 5E or your homebrew game (I'll need time to learn it, and I will probably have lots of questions).

I'm currently free every night except Tuesday. I'm open to 1-shots, short campaign, or long campaign (fresh start or mid-join up to level 5). I'm in PST, so I can join anything from PST to EST.

I enjoy campaigns with some sandbox, but with a defined goal or mission. I enjoy DMs that can paint a picture in my mind. (These are not deal-breakers.)

I don't like DMs who charge through areas, or give us too much information: "If you were to look in that well, you'd see..." or "Are you going to check out this (unassuming) wall over here?" (Also not deal-breakers, but I will probably not start another campaign).

Bonus points:

  • Zombies / Zombie homebrew
  • PVP stat checks, but not PVP combat (when it's tasteful and not abused)
  • Good improv and fun people

Deal-breakers:

  • Unfair screen time or players controlling the campaign
  • Extreme themes (Rape, slavery, child murder/abuse)
  • Sex RP (I'm ok with PDA, romance, touching, etc. I'm not here for horny)
  • Inconsistent playtimes and/or Frequent missed sessions (I'm totally fine with adjusting by 1 hour before or after, I'd rather do that than cancel or shorten a session. I also understand that life happens, and each person has their reasons for missing a session. I don't like when we miss 4-6 weeks in a row because 1 or 2 people have stuff going on every session. I have a hard time catching up and getting back in character when that much time passes.)

I'm also open to niche themes:

  • Anthro / furry (or anything in-between)
  • Anime
  • Cyberpunk
  • etc.
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