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People also turn 1 year old the day before their birthday. Like you said a babies first birthday is the start of their second year. Meaning you can legally purchase alcohol the day before your 21st or 18th birthday depending on your local laws.

I got a double cheeseburger platter from a BBQ place with 2 sides for $10. Better burger than fast food and I got fries and collards.

This is 100% me. I broke my hand (because I was an idiot and punched a wall) and just went to work and didn't use it as much. I remember one dude shaking my hand and it being very painful. My dumb ass response to my wife about why I didn't go to the hospital was "they wouldn't be able to do anything to set it and I don't want a cast, so fuck it.

I get sick and it's a different story. I need all the help and attention. I can't move. I am asking my wife to bring me tissue, trash can, soup, fluids, and meds that I might need. She takes care of me because I'm a whiny little bitch and can't function correctly.

I heard about the idea that the Hadron Collider got us into the wrong dimension when it was turned on. I had no idea that a weasel was involved.

And maybe it was because you referenced the 90's the sentence before, but I thought you were talking about a different weasel.

That's the theme for next election. Our billionairea are salt of the earth billionaires. Vote for us and not those bad evil polluting billionaires.

The OG Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter movies are dope. I don't care what anyone else says.

Not trying to defend the taste. I hate the taste of diet coke myself, but I don't know what it is about that diet soda specifically. I have met many people in real life and through the internet that just fucking LOVE diet coke. Idk why, but they drink 3-5 cans a day. I am working with one now that had to stop drinking for health reasons and she was talking about how she missed the taste a couple weeks ago.

Diet Coke lovers are a dedicated breed.

Thanks for the tip. I just checked them out.

You could say, "Hey! Quit shit talking my friends place. I think it's nice."

It's really anxiety, nerves, awkwardness, etc. They just might need a jolt to get out of their head for a moment. I have had friends that talk shit about themselves and I had to use the 'stop trashing my friend line.'

Could they also tell us I told you so?

3rd party voters, "Focus on these issues or we won't vote for you and you will lose."

Dems didn't listen to voters and instead moved closer to corporations/conservatives.

Then it happened.

Two muffins are in an oven.

One goes, "It sure is hot in here."

The other muffin says, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Even if the report has all new evidence that damns trump, he will just say that there isn't anything there and it absolves him. It's not like the contents will be reported to his base.