Nomecks

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Tell them that you're a sheeple, and got the safe dose of the vaccine, since they want to keep the compliant people around. Tell them it's too bad they're on "the list" of bad people.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

He had a race with Barack Obama and George Bush once. I think he ran a mile in 15 minutes. Obama did it in 12 and Bush did 9:11

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't money shift it. That's when you feel like racing and you slam it into second from first, then from second into what you think is third but is actually first again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

YEEEEAAHHHHH ULTRA PEEPI

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Getac made some pretty cool ones.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Opting for the slow, agonizing death eh? Nice.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Invader Zim

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You're right. I wouldn't, but someone did for me!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (6 children)

*Cries in 8GB Macbook*

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Way better than poor and alcoholic

 
 
 
 
 
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