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The man didn't even run when he got shot at. I'm not sure he knows how to. Hell, he doesn't even walk a round of golf.

Due to these misjudgments "we reached a point of no return with an uncontrollable chain reaction"

Now where have I heard that before?

There is surely no better way to create peace in the Middle East

He's just mad no-one calls him supreme leader

Just one more day bro, he'll get the war to end, just one more day.

I think this one is an inorcism

TIL boats have buttholes

Someone should tell the Department of Government Efficiency that they have been staying in The Hilton. Probably flying first class too.

Is it really a majority? It's fine for me on Boost.

"and off they go. Indifferent to what happened"

Not sure about that. The guy was shitting bricks and they scurried off pretty fast.

Speaking in the Dáil, the Irish parliament, he did not spare his fellow citizens. “No nuns broke into our homes to kidnap our children. We gave them up to what we convinced ourselves was the nuns’ care. We gave them up maybe to spare them the savagery of gossip, the wink and the elbow language of delight in which the holier-than-thous were particularly fluent. We gave them up because of our perverse, in fact, morbid relationship with what is called respectability,” he added.

So, as long as you don't kidnap the child, you are free to do whatever with it I guess.

Are they labelled "preemptive use only"?