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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They have been named:

  • fuck
  • THE FUCK?
  • FUCK ME! OH FUCK! OH FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE CUNT!

and....

  • beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

These are the scientific names, and may be quite difficult for anyone not Australian to understand or pronounce.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm for lab grown meat, but as we transition to it, somebody will have to get rid of all those extra cows, pigs, chickens etc, and I will make the sacrifice and volunteer to help do it, one steak, chop, sausage and wing at a time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

It feels like this guy, Ben Roberts-Smith and Salim Mehajer are all in some sort of weird contest that the rest of us don't know about.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, if they want access to my power and data, before I would even consider it, I would have to charge a fee.

Perhaps I would call it a Daily Supply Charge.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Of TV viewership: "Sky News Australia’s reach increased by four percentage points (17%) over the past 12 months"

Fuck!

Boomers, NO! STOP!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There is no single silver bullet.

I think it's been clear for quite some time that you need to be pulling all the levers if you really want housing to be affordable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Pray I do not double them again. And again, and again....

Literally, ads infinitum

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

His “professional suitability is under review”, NSW Police said.

Alleged pussy only allegedly blew 0.108, and allegedly got caught.

Allegedly not suitable lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Screw you guys, I'm going home!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Things, err, did not go according to plan....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Take a bow, Mitchell Starc. This time for your batting!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Tailenders lasted the first hour adding invaluable runs. Lead now past 250.

 

Live chat or throw down your opinions at the end if the days play.

All welcome.

 

Congrats to Caitlin Foord, Steph Catley and Kyra Cooney Cross for being part of Arsenal's win over Barcelona to take out the Women's Champion League.

Great effort from the underdogs!

 

Congrats to Caitlin Foord, Steph Catley and Kyra Cooney Cross for being part of Arsenal's win over Barcelona to take out the Women's Champion League.

Great effort from the underdogs!

Also, always great to see Aussies playing in big games and big leagues, because it bodes well for our national team.

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I am genuinely sad that I keep being reminded of:

"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which"

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Cash washed up on the beach. Get to it!

 

Police are searching for a missing bot known as sydbot. It was last seen on 17 February 2025 in the Sydney community.

Members had expected weekly discussion threads for the past two weeks, but sydbot did not show at the expected times. The Sydney community hold grave fears for its safety.

sydbot is not considered dangerous, and if you see sydbot, please give him a boot so he resets and goes back to normal and can create weekly discussion threads.

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After a series of controversial performances, Snicko has been sacked.

Hotspot has been waiting in the wings, and is hopeful he we be called up as the replacement.

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7 Plus lol (aussie.zone)
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It's hysterical that I can't watch the main cricket channel on 7plus. I just get the red circle going round and round.

But if I switch to the Hindi channel, it's perfect.

Needless to say, with India at 6/73, the Hindi commentators are a little subdued, but still make more sense than Ponting and co.

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So, who are you supporting for the Grand Final?

I can't make my mind up.

I don't want Penrith to win again. I hate dynasties, and I think it's better for the game when teams rise and fall. It's one of the benefits of a salary cap.

But I don't like Melbourne, because of their historical rorting of the salary cap, ruining multiple seasons of the NRL. And the whole introduction of wrestling manoeuvres into footy. A lot of their game seems to be based on cheating or exploiting weaknesses in rukes rather than playing in the spirit of the game.

Or do I just barrack for the referee, touchies and video reviewers?

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Orcas in Sydney! (www.theguardian.com)
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I didn't know they'd been here in 2018..….

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I thought maybe someone was marking cars that had been highlighted on Dashcam Owners Australia, but apparently not....

Thank God resources have been allocated for a strike force! One poor victim got the paint off with WD40, but the trauma will last forever!

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