Mycatiskai

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

If the USA invaded Canada then they best remember that we made the Geneva Checklist.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Four at once, depending on Dick to floor ratio. Here is the math: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx3wDTzqDTs

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

These were probably originally drawn from organs pulled out of cadavers and sketched or drawn while laid out on a table.

When we think of organs we think of them all separate like we see in books instead of the truth that they are all jammed together with no open space to see.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Maybe have the UCP leaders celebrate CO2 by crowding into a sealed room pumped full of this harmless non pollutant.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Trump just moved it to another level.

He is the In-group and everyone else is the Out-group all depending on how big of a shit he took in his diaper, how sweet the diet coke in his cup is, who the last he spoke to pointed him towards commenting at, and how many uppers he shoved down his throat with his big Mac.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Does she say this to you after you ask her something or during conversations about politics?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Those licorice flavored taffy candies that are in a black and orange wrapper.

They are fucking gross as is most anise flavored things but their stickiness makes them worse than other things.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I bet the doctor wanted to still bill the insurance company for a visit but couldn't bill it as "woman having a miscarriage, about to die of blood poisoning" so called it strep throat so they still get paid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Start putting up posters in Korean saying that they can surrender and not have to go back to NK. Maybe they will lose the ones that don't want to go back to a starving country that sold them to another country as cannon fodder.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

When my dad comes into the ER with signs of sepsis they rush him past the line and put him on an IV of antibiotics immediately. They sent this woman home knowing she has sepsis, that was a death sentence right there and the family should sue the hospital and maybe the people who put in these baby first rules that are in fact killing babies.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Realize you aren't going to be happy all the time. We live a life that sometimes sucks. Our grandparents, our parents, our siblings, and our friends die. Choose to remember the happy times you had with them. Go do things you like to do, remember those times when shit is bad and know that you can make more happy memories later too.

Find happiness in love, from people, from pets, maybe even your children if you choose to have some. Make others happy too if you want because happiness is better when shared with others.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

A bite of the Ouroboros, why should the serpent be the only one that gets a taste of itself?

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