MyRobotShitsBolts

Trump will pardon him 100% if he gets a federal charge.

Every time you do it you shit your pants

But only indoors and you immediately shit in the floor.

Too many sour cream burritos.

Every damn day. I wake up every damn day and check the news. Someday.

Calling it now, he wears a military uniform during the parade. It's on my America Falls bingo card.

Short form content like those found on reddit and here on Lemmy have retrained my brain, I'm sure of it. I'm actively trying to fight it, by forcing myself to read full articles, scroll more slowly and try to engage more fully rather than just endlessly scrolling for the next dopamine hit.

It's easy to justify this behavior because "I'm just getting my news and staying informed" and while partially true it comes at the cost of the medium it's provided by. Screen "reading" has definitely changed our brains for the worse and most people have no clue its even happened.

They will first try to remove these guys "legally", next they will intimidate, after that anyone who stands against his majesty will start falling out of windows.

You haven't heard? He's the new king now, he can do whatever.

Still not a drag queen.

what was it like before you were born? That's what it's like after you die.

Sounds like the "Fart of the Deal"