MutilationWave

joined 7 months ago
[–] MutilationWave 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You're supposed to take the skinheads bowling though.

[–] MutilationWave 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Borked comes from Robert Bork, who was nominated to the US Supreme Court by Ronald Reagan. He was rejected by the Senate, with many of the opinion that he and Reagan made a mistake.

Therefore Borked means fucked up.

[–] MutilationWave 12 points 3 months ago

I saw something like this happen in a new hospital building. What they were doing was cutting the original wood for the headboard, then they used that as a template for the next one, which was used as a template for the next one, at least fifty times. By the end none of the shit lined up at all and it all had to be redone.

[–] MutilationWave 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want shit like this. I want to be a cyborg. I do not want them to kill hundreds of apes for it though.

[–] MutilationWave 3 points 3 months ago

I got my niece a giant baguette pillow and she loves it.

[–] MutilationWave 7 points 3 months ago

As a former president, and as a presidential candidate, he would not have to pay for security.

[–] MutilationWave 10 points 3 months ago

And incest, and child molestation.

[–] MutilationWave 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You don't need an audience to sing or dance.

[–] MutilationWave 1 points 3 months ago

That's ok, same here.

[–] MutilationWave 1 points 3 months ago

Sing to your children!

[–] MutilationWave 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I mostly agree with you but this is in one of the most expensive places in the country. Public transport should be free of course but everything must profit in the USA.

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