MutilationWave

joined 7 months ago
[–] MutilationWave 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What do you mean about kratom? I take it to decrease my cravings for alcohol, I used to be a severe alcoholic. But I don't have a clue what a hippie CHUD is.

[–] MutilationWave 10 points 3 months ago

The president can pardon anyone accused or convicted of federal crimes. This is a civil case, so it is not criminal, so can't be pardoned. Similarly governors have the same power but at the state level. The president cannot pardon state level crimes.

[–] MutilationWave 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Several people have described our house as eclectic. Which is the nice way of saying wow that's a lot of random shit that doesn't go together. Wouldn't have it any other way.

[–] MutilationWave 3 points 3 months ago

I have a pink kitchen towel with an image of a woman wrestling an alligator. It says do one thing every day that scares your family. There's so much random shit in our house like animal figurines. It makes no sense and I like it that way.

[–] MutilationWave 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah why do they have keys for multiple cars on one ring?

[–] MutilationWave 11 points 3 months ago

A bit earlier I read someone say "some days the sun even shines on a dog's asshole" which I like a lot better than the broken clock thing.

[–] MutilationWave 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I've been to several liquor stores offering half shot samples.

[–] MutilationWave 4 points 3 months ago

I highly doubt that. Women have been voting Democrat in much larger percentages than men for a long time. Not that Democrats are great or anything, but they're not straight up fascist.

[–] MutilationWave 2 points 3 months ago

Catch you at the inn with no guards, how bout that?

[–] MutilationWave 1 points 3 months ago

Don't give up! I'm still improving.

[–] MutilationWave 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ain't no coral in lakes!

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