MrMamiya

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I just lost the game.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Hey nice work!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It’s okay when Sony does it though, right? Like they have for the last almost decade? I can’t believe I survived. Do you know I waited an almost combined 10 weeks for content as an Xbox player? Harrowing.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

His power levels are off the charts!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

There’s just one thing we can’t figure out. How the hell did you get all those birds to wear jeans?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Many sufferers of bag syndrome do not know they have the disease until someone makes a comment like “hey did you know you’re a paper bag?”.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Top right: Seether, Three Days Grace, ice cream truck music

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

If cabbage will grow there: grow a bunch and make a really dope national dish out of it. I then create a network of people in every other country in the world and brutally enforce the secrecy of the recipe.

The entire world craves the cabbage dish. We have the cabbage dish and will kill you for making it.

I am eventually accused of high cabbage crimes by American sympathizers inside my ranks and deposed.

America takes over and immediately attempts to monetize the cabbage dish with tourism.

Capitalists cut costs far enough that the dish is no longer fire. People bore of it. America pulls out of the country citing mission accomplished.

If the country can’t grow cabbage: I wouldn’t have invaded it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

You need to slowly shuffle that man with a knife onto company time.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Midwest water to ocean water: ope, just gonna squeeze past ya here.

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