MrMamiya

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Damn dawg. It’s like when grandma loses her filter but with physical outbursts and he’s not even 35.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Hey guys, if you do that 20 or 30 more times we’re gonna have to publicly comment.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago

Shit I was just having fun playing all the maps from the old days. Was it worth 70? Idk are wheat thins worth $6?. I hope enjoying something that is just okay doesn’t lose me the esteemed regard of the people who rate my buzzed up commentary.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Whoops, AI bought the dip and is now the majority shareholder of an unsettling number of corporations. The AI has cracked the cyber security of the market so thoroughly it can manipulate things faster than we can keep up. We are on the cusp of a singularity but it is not the one we expected. All value is soon to be consolidated. People keep saying “it doesn’t matter because humans aren’t involved anymore so it’s all just fake value, but shit is getting done. The machine needs labor, all administrators are eliminated. Cemetery stocks are through the roof. It’s a bold new frontier.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I made it up, I think. It’s possible I really did read that somewhere and it popped up though.

[–] [email protected] 130 points 2 years ago (5 children)

This is the most inspiring thing I’ve read since the one where AI decided to maximize shareholder value by minimizing shareholders and nuked Wall Street.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I am so totally prepared to be told “this isn’t your room” in a house with seemingly endless rooms.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Transfer my bank account Marky Mark your grandmother slipped in the dryer Thomas wheat bagel.

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