Migmog

Beard looks good! Keep it!

My phone already has my finger prints and my face id, is this the next biometric that I'm going to need to record to access my bank account?

Diddy king is best of all! Don't forget to remind daddy to bring some hallucinogenic laced baby oil. This helps build rapport and loving bonds of familial love and respect!

Diddy King!

You forgot hog ties.

Ask your parents to sleep in the same bed as you two for the first few nights. It'll calm everyone down and help build trusting relationship bonds. If you need a bigger bed, I recommend the California king or Sultan bed size.

For kids the leash is supposed to be psychological.

Could juvenile vampires break into an unowned or abandoned home? What if they were actually hired by the local government to demo an abandoned home? Is that enough consent?

But Wikipedia isn't a company. It's a non-profit foundation.

Who are "they"?

Get an airhorn and when they get super loud give it a few blasts and scream "gooooooooaaaal!" At the top of your lungs. Max volume. Do it each time they get loud. If they ask you what you're doing say you're watching Euro footie.

Digital media adds pleasure and value to my life. Democracy adds nothing but a bunch of bullshit noise about the opinions of people who I don't care regarding things that I don't care about. And then after all that nonsense clowning the bureaucrats just do what they were going to do anyways. All those bullshit opinions, the whole dog and pony show are just to get fuckwits to pull a level for them during a popularity contest cultural celebration not unlike primitives dancing around a fire to the sound of drums praying for rain. So, to be direct, I prefer digital media over democracy because digital media is valuable and democracy isn't.