Mickmacduffin

But I thought he was taking potions for that?

So burglars could change their dicks into keys and break into my house? No thank you

Me too. Get a real house that isn't flooded, idiot

If it's hot this summer, I'll know you didn't buy the coke

I've been good enough. All my friends have been good enough. Who's not being good enough? I will fix them by November

That's pretty good, but I think Biden dies in September then Trump dies in October is funnier

You have my vote, sir

Joe Biden isn't real. You guys are just trying to scare me

I'm not gay bro. I only fuck the pink sponge

Sorry, but you gotta have at least 3 silly voices before we can be friends. Cis people included

No

Love that he specifies black jazz. Leaving the door open for Kenny G