Nominating myself @[email protected] for best username. I am not biased at all.
MelaniaTrump
joined 4 years ago
So at our current pace (0.1C a year over last year) we’re going to be at that 4C number in a couple of decades
lol we are so inexorably fucked. can’t wait to starve to death cuz some pastie white guy didn’t want to learn Mandarin
Oceangate sends its regards
Saddam Hussein stood near the fireplace, the ambient glow reflecting off his resolute features, features known by the world for their severity, yet in this moment, they brimmed with a tender curiosity that surprised me. Saddam’s voice, low and gentle, asked if I was warm enough, and before I could reply, he pressed the edge of a spoon to my lips. The sweet, velvety taste of milk softened me instantly, and a cookie, crumbly and still hot from the oven, followed. It was an intimate gesture, almost at odds with the notorious power and pride etched into his stance. His gaze, unwavering and strong as ever, held an unexpected kindness, a soft concern that wrapped around me more snugly than the plush blanket at my shoulders. As the Christmas lights flickered and the faint hum of holiday music wafted through the air, our breaths fell into a singular rhythm. With each careful spoonful, I felt a delicate, unspoken promise that tonight was ours to share in quiet adoration.
The year is 2035 and Iraq elects a LLM as president whose only system prompt is “you are zombie Saddam Hussein and you really want your fucking gas back”
Bro just needs a nappy nap
Daily reminder that the astronauts that capitalism stranded on the ISS are still stuck up there.
All the ones around me are corroded now
100k rust bucket lol
I mean if you look at the current data, this shit is only accelerating and we’re just waiting around until we starve to death. It’s no longer a future generation thing, it’ll be us.
You can take an apple and chips through TSA
I too look forward to being a silent footnote in someone else’s search for meaning. At this point, it's our only calling in life.
“ Good morning, citizens! Remember, the AI government exists to serve you. Report any deviant thoughts to your nearest Patri-Bot. Today’s forecast: drizzle with a 90% chance of being grassed up by your nan.”