MeThisGuy

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i once was asked to recite the alphabet backwards for a dui stop. after the pig wanted to breathalyze me first and I told him "don't we have to do a little song and dance? (walk in a straight line).
been practicing ever since.

wait.. ALL the digits? fucking mastermind over here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

amazun, IMDB.. what do they have in common?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

because stories they are.. lest you believe they're history events

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

mythology.. isn't that a horse with 4 legs and 2 arms (the almighty centaur)?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

that's on the fly volume calculation. very useful for when you have to pack a truck.
also helps if you have some Tetris experience. so def monetizeable

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

there are dozens of us!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

for me that is the exact other way around

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

these are grim times

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

yes, plz send me a random act of deepdish pie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

do the swasticars next

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

porque no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

lemm.ee be real. your instance is fucked.

onto the next one.

but that's the beauty of the fediverse.. you can't stop us all.

one for all, all for one

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