Brings a new meaning to "Closed door meetings".
Matthew_Gasoline
joined 2 years ago
"A fool and their money will soon be parted."
"Chicken arise!...... Arise chicken....Chicken arise!"
"Some people create their own storms, then get mad when it rains."
"Cheat Enabled."
Next time you're eating the chips at a Mexican Restaurant, get a side of lemons/limes.
Apply citrus to chips and sprinkle desired salt amount.
The salt will stay on the zesty chips throughout the salsa dipping process.
Just don't put anything on the dashboard.
"Never underestimate the power of stupidity in large groups."
Something about laying in a bed you made yourself...
“We must learn to live together as brothers or we will perish together as fools." -MLK Jr
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He'll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can't keep up anymore.