MacFearrs

“The gardener used to come twice a month, but then he increased his costs from £230 a year to £245 a year. We only have him come once every other month now.”

I find it hard to believe a household with a combined salary (No bonus included) of £345k can't scrape together an extra 15 quid.

Get the feeling this was deleted because they realised it was utter bollocks, though that's not much better as they allowed it through.

Anything Femtanyl is about as polar opposite as you can get from ukulele

Despite being a Scot myself, even I can't understand some of the stronger northern accents and dialects, they're practically a different language

Another good one from a lecture: https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE

Just switched from Sync to Boost after it started having issues displaying vote counts, and now all my muscle memory is gone

It's to do with having a consistent income for them. Taking a hit to monthly costs is potentially worth it if you can guarantee the income for a period of time. It's the same reason why regular savings accounts have higher interests than a standard account.

Por qué no los dos?

I agree that Songs for the deaf is QOTSA's magnum opus, but majority of their other albums are bangers too and it feels unfair to say they fell off after it

Byeah

Ok but what about Irn Bru, it's gotta be just under water

The most obvious answer to this is the halting problem.

NUH UH