MML

I've seen Pokemon condoms but I don't think they were licensed, fortunately none of them said "gotta catch em all" though

Born in 1980. Yeah checks out

They would've gotten a knock on the trunk too in the old days, but now I'm older and I guess wiser/don't really care anymore.

I mean okay

Well if you almost clip me on your bike as a pedestrian because you refuse to stop at any stop signs, I'm gonna kick your rear tire. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Big airsoft lobbying?

You seem a bit slow, why would the original commenter care about that?

It's kinda not their neighborhood is the point

Lol they're just gonna cave your skull in with a fucking rock because there literally isn't anything else to do. Congrats

Well they're not just gonna tell you it was capitalism.

To communicate with the 5th version of software they have somehow released between the time the product was created and you bought it.

Yeah it's pretty fantastic, even if by some miracle I don't have to work, all I can afford to do is sit at home anyway.