Lophostemon

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Guy looks like he’s straight out of prison.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Why were you assaulted at grocery store?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Me too, but it didn’t really exist when I was 14.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Merry Christmas!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago (8 children)

My 14 yo would be stoked. He’s right into networking tech. Doesn’t really care about Nintendo.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago

Urgh. Shrimp/prawns; cockroaches of the sea.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Someone should toss that orange shitstain out a window.

A low window.

Just high enough that he’s really badly hurt. Maybe like breaking his coccyx.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Maybe that one dude, Gungalungapathmblupomaquegnar.

He had BDE for sure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why doesn’t Elon get one done for himself? He could get an implant that automatically lower the share price of any of his companies before he even had to open his mouth or tweet some shit.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Ha! It’s not like he’s difficult to upset. Just mention something like the pee tapes, or his smell and he’ll start going off on one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Is this a follow-on pop act from Level 42?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Japan should send some super ninja badasses to sort things out. Crack some skulls, bury the odd shuriken into a throat or two.

Or at least send the Power Rangers to do some threatening looking dance moves in front of somebody suspicious.

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