Lophostemon

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’ve never been to the north or south poles. Or Poland for that matter. What the hell are you talking about Gomer?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Seems fine here. Quite dry and sunny thanks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Drizzle the egg nizzle.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

$20 says he’s really into getting spit-roasted by big hairy bears.

There’s nothing wrong with this of course, but his inevitable hypocrisy is why we can’t have nice things.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh dear. I read that as ‘fisting’ at first.

I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you prune their roots and little branches then you can keep them small. Also using wire to shape them can create a more interesting character.

I’m pretty sure that’s how it works.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I’d love to hear Rudy taken apart by Al Franken.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Airlines don’t lose people. People lose people.

All it takes to stop a bad person with an airline, is a good person with an airline.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

CROTCH RAY! YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON THE GREEN LIGHT! CROTCH RAY! YOU DONT HAVE SEND YOUR LASER BEAMS INTO THE NIGHT!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It’s not that simple. Brains and exterior bodies are not necessarily coordinated like that, and bodies themselves take a myriad of forms.

Don’t be fooled by those saying “there are only Men and Women and That’s That.” It’s not true.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Makes me want to go watch it. Racist idiots gonna be racist idiots.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Jeezo some people are triggered by the smallest things that have SFA to do with them. I’m sorry to hear about that.

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