LookBehindYouNowAndThen

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

Guess you need to give up your house to some random people, since your ancestors weren't born here two thousand years ago.

You know, since that's what establishes who belongs where. Now GTFO.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

The ICD list has some insane stuff.

Y36511D: War operations involving direct blast effect of nuclear weapon, civilian, subsequent encounter

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What does "opportunistic shitheel with a side of bacon" smell like?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You could try getting a little screwdriver between the cylinder and the walls of the snout? It may be that relieving the suction will facilitate it's removal.

Then put some balls in it, that's what belongs there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hooray, I got it! 🙌

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is it the guy who can't decide if he wants to tarriff or not so he'll get our credit downgraded?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Is it the King of All Dumbasses?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Is it the guy who can't walk down a ramp?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Is it the guy who says to "seize the guns and worry about due process later?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

I knew I was getting close!

Is it the guy who wears diapers and high heels?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

Hmm, is it the convicted felon who is a known rapist?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

Hmmmm, is it Baron Vaginaneck of the New York Vaginanecks?

 
 
 
 
 

Curious if anyone has the original Universal Monk comment handy.

 
 
 

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