Lath

Id rather not... survive a nuclear war.

I felt like going back to swtor. My main account was disabled, expired or something and I can't recover it without calling some dumb schmucks working for EA support.
Went in on a secondary account I used to bypass the character restrictions and now I'm scratching the itch until it finally dies for good.
It has a daily login reward, some kind of battle pass, everything is paywalled, limited number of rewards, they changed character creation and unified classes, but pvp is active.

Overall, I don't recommend it.

And that's how you feel throughout the day too.

Is this the cuckoo koo cah cah cah bird?

Is this for people who've never been outdoors? Because outdoors is more like Cabin in the Woods and Tucker and Dale meet Evil than this.

Makes bing your default search engine.

Silly. Prison shanks mix paper and plastic with poop, not just poop alone.

It is, because you have to wait for it.

Considering their world renowned taste in cuisine, not really.

Morons can't even pull off a Grognak the Barbarian stunt.

It is just a cash grab. Bunch of creative minds create a nuclear fallout package that needs you to go online to redeem it.
They can't even grasp the most simple of concept their games have: stuff that works hundreds of years after a nuclear fallout.

A real storage case would have an offline collection of the games, a guide on the basics of survival after nuclear war, a simple radiation badge and maybe even a glowing Nuka-Cola bottle.
It's that simple. (Relatively.)