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And the blame lies entirely on the companies themselves. False advertising to attract investors and placate shareholders that means lying through their teeth to make a fuss and then backtracking through language manipulation.
They created the media that exists today. The resulting mess is their responsibility.

An IAF soldier reading this article:
"Aww, how sad. I wonder if there's anything I could do to help? Ooh, I know!"
He then proceeds to scribble "Bread" on one of the munitions he's loading.

A second soldier notices this and comes near.
"Hey man, that's not cool. What's she going to do with just one bread? We need a dozen loaves at least!"
He starts scribbling as well.

Their commander looks on speechless and shakes his head at their antics.
"What a bunch of degenerates."
He places his own marker aside and goes to reprimand his subordinates. Behind him a missile newly babtized 'Dildo of Doom' lies in silence.

Yes. Humour is dumb. Some jokes work, some jokes don't. Not everyone agrees on which ones are funny.

Hart's been apparently trying to shake off the comedian persona.

Likely not. Taste should be fruity, with a hint of olives.
Stirred, not shaken.

You should probably check with your bartender and change your medication for a while. Try Bud Light.

Kinky.

Still worthy of pity and serve as a life lesson.

It's ok. Russian state is going to take them in, train them for a few years at an undisclosed location and then send them back to their original country where they can run for office or something.

How is kneeing someone in the groin surrendering?

I taste my own pee to make sure it's real.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

To be happy at other people's misfortune is not ok.
That being said, hah! Dumbasses!

Depends. If it's satire, then it's referencing an actual event in recent US news where a kid was shot for ringing the doorbell.