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I believe they may be making a unilateral distinction between being a pussy and having one.

Depends on the colony you're counting them in.

There's a lot of anti-stuff going around there. Let's just say that even if it were possible, federation with 9gag is definitely a hard pass from both sides.

Really? What if the better hunting grounds were taken? What if a rival tribe kept harassing another and people just didn't want to fight? What if the ambitious youth didn't agree with the tribal leaders, so they moved to make their own fortune?
At our core, we really haven't changed all that much from our ancestors.

They're succeeding.

Same reasons we use today.

Dude, I see cats every day. They're meowing to each other more than they meow to the people they meet.

My faulty memory tells me 9gag has somewhere around 3000 or so. But I worked with a lot of numbers recently so I have no idea how accurate that is.

Wait until he learns about squirrels.

I've seen people in all stages of life bite themselves, so.. maybe.

We found the naked window neighbor.