LMurch

They truly are the mom and dad America never asked for. (well, maybe 27% did.)

I always considered km/h the cool one. We'd visit Canada (from the US) and city speed limits would be like 70. Hells yeah

And then Trump declares treason and Elon gets the death penalty before the courts can step in.

It's hilarious that 4D chess is now for dummies and we're on to 5D chess.

Absolutely convinced conservatives would attack Mr Rogers and Jesus if they were alive and real, respectively.

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

Coming soon: Meta announces they are buying bitcoin anyways, because fuck them plebs.

US isn't weak but our leadership has taken a massive downswing in the last 5 months. The level of incompetence they've been able to achieve since Jan is amazing.

I wouldn't mess with that guy.

"In a bold move to remind the world that the USA and Alberta do not have a North American monopoly on closed-mindedness, the province of Quebec recently passed the legislation."

That line is gold. On behalf of normal Americans, I'd like to apologize to Canada. None of us want to annex Canada. Just our insane president.

I'm going to need to see the Democratic party do something before I donate another cent.

No, I just have kids... Kids that don't turn ANYTHING OFF!!! I'm OK.