No offense to any Chinese but, [EXTREME RACISM]
No offense to any redditors but fuck all redditors, they're all garbage. No offense to them. Fuck them.
also,
civil war
red guards
purging scholars
yeah i'm sure you have a good grasp on 20th century chinese history
nice, that's some 4d chinese checkers right there
leapfrogging to become every other president until forever
This photo hurts my brain. the bottom half is real (lol), and the top is "filled in" with a generated image?
One Death is a Thrashedy
One Megadeth is a Stratocaster
:stalin-metal:
Why did the unkleosteus go extinct?
spoiler
Because there were no auntosteuses 
as much as i like the classic stuff like the album with the heron on it, the earlier stuff like this is refreshing, when they didn't have to bear the weight of the incredible fart huffer known as Mike Patton
That's not my CJ
best food country in the world and they went to mcburg
macdong's in china has youtiao and soymilk though, so it's already better than western mac's. still, you'll get much better youtiao and soymilk and any morning market/breakfast joint
oh being a 保安叔叔 is like a dream job, sitting in a little booth all day drinking tea, taking naps and getting to wear a cool cap.
ladies working as ayis have it worse though, that's a tough job for low pay. i've seen some ladies working as baoan though, it's not only uncles
I consume about 3 cans a day
this is like a smoker "quitting" by switching to those thin cigarettes but still smoking all day. my lungs are saved!
Maybe being hungover and divorced means something different in this fantasy world! What about "sad"? I can't understand the personal and emotional themes at all!
if omnis love animal secretions so much, why do they make it look like a plant?