Kraiden

At this point, Trump throwing tantrums is kinda just assumed. It's hardly news...

Although I have to admit the move to monitor the monitor is hilarious.

"We'll have our own monitor! With blackjack and hookers!"

Edit: damn it, someone already made this joke! I'm leaving it.

Care to elaborate? I don't see how having the leaves in a bag is inferior to having them loose

One day only! Trust me, you can't smell old socks but everyone else can! They also make your shoes stink. In the same vein, never wear closed shoes without socks unless you want them to be eternally smelly

Where are you quoting that from?

I use DDG when coding and generally find it to be a bit nicer, but from the article it sounds like they're prone to the same issues. Anecdotally, I have noticed non-code queries do seem to be similarly crap

ETA: You can set it as default in Chrome too, under Settings -> Search Engine

What is everyone else using instead?

Vasectomy BEFORE kids

Demand my wfh arrangement be in writing, rather than just a "gentleman's agreement"

Thanks! I ate the onion

Checks are completely phased out in NZ. You can't even get checkbooks here anymore.

Twitter, formerly know as successful

Better than "Dirty deeds done with sheep"