Pretty hard when you're a massive piece of shit that nobody likes.
Old Man: "Hey, that's my gas!"
Bus Driver: "Children are our future, and you're the past old man!"
They still don't have AC, just wifi.
Does DC want to be or even have a reason to be its own state? I thought it specifically wasn't a state to be "fair" somehow.
Peurto Rico, OTOH, certainly wants to (or wanted to previously; IDK how they feel currently). Also Guam and the US Virgin Islands.
COP stands for Cunts On Patrol.
Nummy nums 🤤
Bring back Blockbuster so I can just pay, like, $3 once to rent a movie instead of $20/month when I'm probably only gonna watch 1 or 2 movies in that time. The rental prices aren't much cheaper than buying a copy on digital platforms.
Hello... Neuman! 😬
I totally understand the "I don't wanna do what you tell me" thing. I don't like people telling me what to do unless it's in the bedroom.
I gurantee there would be a small niche that could be filled with Shit Sticks™. Mostly with coprophiles.
Kinda depends on what was going on in the dream.
"I dreamed we made out" would get a totally different reaction than "I dreamt about kicking your ass."
It just keeps going deeper until you spit it out.