Kolanaki

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey! That's a federal offense!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I learned about this stuff tangenitally from The Big Lebowski because I had to look up what a "human paraquat" was the first time I saw it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just made my password "ILikeSuckingDonaldTrumpsPenis" so that even if you know it, you would have to type it in and now all the metrics about you sent to Big Tech directly through your keyboard will say you like sucking Donald Trump's penis. 😌

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hope they like watching me jerk off to VR porn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Which Miyazaki, tho? I'd hit up HT for some Dark Souls/Elden Ring shirts. Or... Well, I guess I'd also get Ghibli shit, too... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Damn it feels good to be a husky. My coat insulates me from the heat as much as the cold. 😋

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I would never have dreamed there would be a day you could walk out of a Hot Topic in bright yellow.

But also: Do they still cater to just anorexic high school kids? They never had anything larger than a medium back in the day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I would actually go out to bars if they had drinks like this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Uhhh... Grimace, bus on my face! 😩

🍆🫟

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It tries to force you down to 2G

Oh shit... Could this be why my phone seemingly randomly switches to 2G/LTE? It always seems to happen in the same places, and never for more than a minute or two.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They don't get you drunk.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My name might be Robert but I am not a sponge. Just kinda spongey... Spongey Robert Normal Pants. 😩

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