Kolanaki

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If giant spiders existed, I could at least make a living the same way I accumulate gold in a fantasy RPG. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I learned about this from MGS5 and initially thought it was just some fever dream Kojima thought of. Turns out, it was a fever dream some American army engineer came up with and actually exists.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Gimme the gock. 🀀

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

How many things can I make the snake eat before I get a blue screen? πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I write things down by hand and it doesn't matter if they are tampered with because it's just the act of writing the thing down that makes it stick in my memory; I never actually need the note after.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Both can be true. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

Me who is up all night using up the excess power

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

In case any boats need to cross the railroad tracks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

In my kitchen 1 clove = 1 bulb.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wonder what it will add.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Then why do we not call rocky shorelines socks? πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

takes the top off

Bro, I think your pineapple's gone bad. Shit looks like weed.

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