Kolanaki

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

A hotdog that runs Crysis probably cooks itself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hearing "see you soon" from someone you know and see often isn't nearly as creepy as just getting a letter in the mail with no return address or stamps with a message comprised of magazine cut-outs saying the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's because I am a San Jose Sharks fan. 😭

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Hey, you! Yeah, you, reading this comment!

The sports team you like most SUCKS!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I said 4, 5, 6 come let me lick your tits cuz you look so fine and I really wanna make you mine!

Huh? What do you mean those aren't the lyrics?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No wonder he talked the way he did. He was high.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't know if he wants a command position or an engineering position... πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There's maybe 1 good scene in the uncut version of it (the extended version of the car scene). But no, not really. It's essentially the same plot as the first one, with jokes that weren't good enough for the original.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is this album at all related to the Lovecraft story? πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

eats 400 calories of vegetables

dies from stomach rupture

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Foot pursuit? This is clearly in America. They just gonna shoot your ass cuz the average cop wouldn't even fit in a corridor that narrow.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you have a good router, you can usually monitor all the traffic coming and going through the whole network. Either there will already be a panel in the router's homepage for it or you can flash DD-WRT (or similar firmware) to it.

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