Kolanaki

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I only tolerate crusaders having tanks if I am playing Civilization, and then only if they are my crusaders.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

"10 pound meat chub? It it's 10 pounds, I don't think it qualifies as a mere 'chub.'"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

It's more affordable than therapy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I have also not really wanted to go back to 2D games; not because of the graphics, but because of the actual game mechanics of a 2D world vs a 3D world. Case and point: Dwarf Fortress is "3D" without being 3D. The world itself is three dimensional, even though you only are presented with a 2D slice of it. Other games have replicated Dwarf Fortress's gameplay in 3D graphics, yet are still otherwise just two-dimensional with just 1 plane of operational space.

I love me some Metroidvanias, but I would like to see more that are 3D and not literally copying the 2D design of the OGs that named the genre.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Nostalgia is a helluva drug.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dreams on Ambien be like

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Literally any other color would be better.

Incorrect.

Brown would be worse.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago

Beastie Boys are also political. They literally fought, and possibly died, for your right to party!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Getting stick bugged in 2025 is now lethal. 😱

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

turns himself into a ball

"Heh. Now I'm Q-ball!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

If post-apocalyptic media has taught us anything, it's that the same systems will rise again, only now they are even more warped and fucked up than they were before the apocalypse.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Masturbate.

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