Kolanaki

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Are we absolutely sure they didn't just switch the face with the penis?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I was told it was the whole team.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

No Squarrels For Work

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Don't give the Nigerian prince your account details!

The bank wont do shit. They dont scrutinize shit. This is also already a common scam and the bank won't protect you.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Samuel L Jackson has been a scientist a couple times and none of them made sense.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Easier than going to Burger King and ordering a taco without gagging.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Or being deaf?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

"Who the hell keeps replacing all my oregano with cannabis?!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Roguelite

Play as an MMORPG healer

So it's actually easier than playing a healer in an actual MMORPG?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Darth Vader is really Deadpool... playing super mario 64... with Sans? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That one depends on the person. Sometimes it's "care-mul" but others sometimes annunciate the word "carAmel" properly. Especially those in and around Carmel. Because it is not candy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Calm down, Loviatar.

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