KittenBiscuits

I do sometimes at yard sales or craft markets, like if I've found a big pile of stuff I want, I'll offer a reasonable round number for all of it. If I'm only interested in 1 thing, I won't haggle unless it's priced a little too high.

When I hold my own yard sales, jeebus, nearly everyone wants to do it and it wears me out. But I'm looking to unload my clutter so I wheel & deal.

And then there's car buying...

He asked for a thirteen but they drew a thirty-one.

The covert ops of gameboard warfare

This is one marketing rebranding I can get behind.

Two sentence horror, not NSFL, JFC

😢

The last time I flipped a coin, I got half my face melted off, and now I have this overwhelming desire to stick it to rich people. One annoying dude in particular.

Friggin hot flashes

Also sometimes I get ideas for potentially solving random projects I have going or are toying with starting. I should get up and write that stuff down so I can clear my head to go back to sleep, but rather I tend to attempt to capitalize on the inspiration and keep fiddling with the idea until I forget what it was that was the original spark.

In fact asking dad to buy new headphones could be a way to transition into that conversation.

"Hey, dad, will you buy me these?"

"Um...why?"

"11 and 6 dad. I need them for 11 and 6. Y'all ain't subtle."

And daddy never sleeps at night.

Keep it in your pants, Janeway. 😂

Cats that have cats for pets? Or are the ones on all fours the children of the species?

"Tommy is growing up so fast. Before you know it he'll be walking on his hind legs and singing Primus songs."

• Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
• turkey call
• the Star Trek door swish
• windchimes