How I felt when I was going to a chiropractor.
(When you're in pain and nothing is working, you'll try anything)
KittenBiscuits
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I could make an argument that Director of Development positions at community charities would fit a Robin Hood role. They aren't fundraisers, they are tasked with schmoozing and convincing rich folk to hand over large sums "to leave a legacy". And then the charity turns around and helps whatever group of less fortunate they feel mission-driven to help.
Begging doesn't really work for the big dollars. You have to use psychology, and that can be twisted to appear as manipulating/robbing the rich.
That's my honey who is more OCD than anything according to his therapist. However I can remember how to get back to that house party 30 years ago that one friend of a friend drove us to. Navigating happens to be my superpower.
Or at the top of the stairs/ escalator you just came up. There are people behind you with nowhere to go while you decide which way you want to go.
Elvis Presley dancing was considered borderline obscene not that long ago comparatively, so you might end up in the sanitarium if you said "hey, watch me floss!"
"That thing's haunted! I don't want it back!"
Oof. I do this to my sweetie. Thank you for the reminder to work on that some more.
I always thought this is why Olive Garden, Red Lobster, whatever 80s/90s fad chain restaurant sang their own birthday songs for patrons.
Happy happy birthday.. It’s your special day.. happy happy birthday That’s why we’re here to say HEY! Happy happy birthday may alll your dreams come true happy happy birthday from Bennigans to you..HEY!
We will make it ironic
Is lazy town classified as a cartoon? It's certainly in fever dream territory, no argument there.
Dead and desiccated bodies around a body of water that has dried up. Fish, antelope, wildebeest, etc.